Lumbago Human Older Male Autobots in the Kitchen

This morning when I got out of bed I should have noticed the subtle signs, the subtle clues that foretold what would happen. But you know that when I get out of bed I'm here for, rather to go running to the bathroom and comb my hair that I have the Jackson Five in the morning before anyone notices. So when bulbs bath heater exploded and gave me cramp too saw nothing improbable about it.

But when I walked into the kitchen to make me breakfast all complicated: a toaster you had left leg (that looked suspiciously like Meccano I bought ten years) and was spewing flames Bimbo bread around the kitchen. ; The batiwhat he said !!!). DECEPTICONS
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be cooking.

So I did what any sensible person would do in this situation:

RUN.

I'm locked in my room, blocking the closet door while Tafi and I tried to make a weapon antirreplicantes with the modem and a laser pointer. Things do not look good and also begin to hear strange noises behind the door, something like an evil purr ...

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